Thursday, March 6, 2014

Friday, February 3, 2012

Cleaning

I'm just cleaning my desk today.

Nothing funny about that.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Lions

"It must be so fun to just live... to... to be a lion."

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

True Love

"True love is sitting on a boat with your wife and making out with her as you both drown. But secretly you're just sucking the air out of her lungs."

Tuesday, August 30, 2011